the captains parrot
Posted by Bunny on the 6th March 2008
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem:
The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to work out how the magician did each of his tricks.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then, one stormy night in the Pacific the ship sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician, luckily, found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea and, as fate would have it, accompanied by the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day.....then 2 days ....and then 3 days... Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said....
"OK, I give up.......where's the f*cking ship