Mr. Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker

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It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street and had a drink in the Mars Bar.
He asked her name.
‘Polo. I’m the one with a hole’ she said with a Wispa.

‘I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts’ he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed with Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset and he had Allsorts!!
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